Four Hands of the Hand Hotel / Form A Log / May 29 show

Four Hands will be joining Zack Kouns in Carrboro, Atlanta, and Savannah on Kouns' full US tour:
https://www.facebook.com/events/161287140712478/?fref=ts

Sorry, Mom Podcast, based out of Tampa, has posted an interview with Four Hands:
http://sorrymompodcast.blogspot.com/2013/05/interview-with-four-hands-rick-weaver.html

Ernie Paik reviewed the Hand Hotel Welcome Kit in The Chattanooga Pulse:
http://www.chattanoogapulse.com/music/music-review/kitty-dinner-dennis-local-releases/

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we have limited quantities in the distro of the following Form A Log full-length cassette titles:

Lap Top
The Two Benji's
Hey Crazy Guys

all $7 ppd

Form A Log fan page:
http://throwingbenjis.tumblr.com

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we look forward to this event:

Throw some Benji's

The Hand Hotel Welcome Kit

The Hand Hotel Welcome Kit
book your first night and get the good news from the Hand Hotel courtesy of LOGE MEDIA & HUMAN CONDUCT. Sign says no vacancy, but there's always room for one more fresh squeeze. The gang's all here: Lila Maria, the White Ghost, Shadow Brother, Hard Law, Rich Bank, the Major, Trotter Huff, Stardaddy Dixie, Fuzz, and all the rest.

Kit includes:
-an unreleased Dinner Music full-length soundtrack
-"If You Let Me Take" - Trotter Huff live at the Crooner's Corner cassette
-The Perfect Man comic book
-Welcome Letter
-Tiki Ray's newsletter #1
-request for personal information
-advertisements
- opportunities

send $10 to Rick Weaver, our night auditor, at:
812 Park Ave
Chattanooga, TN 37403
or paypal him at rickjweaver@gmail.com
it may very well be our pleasure to serve you.

The Hand Report #1

Forced into Femininity "Messiah of Evil" cassette

ltd. 100 copies. professionally duplicated. second press / reissue of Forced into Femininity's (Jail Flanagan) exquisitely charged and frantic masterpiece "Messiah of Evil". Perfect in every aspect. Jail maximizes the BPM and violently zooms thru some extreme arpeggiated progressions, mystery modifications, and choreographed mania. Her lyrics lash the horrors of reality ('my friends, I've stuck lightning in my head and my dreams are full of sorrow / yes my dreams could end tomorrow / I hold my hand over the candle until the flesh starts to bubble / my friends, I'm sick and I'm wretched / can't shake this rage that's twisting my bones, distorting my skull' -from the title track). Messiah of Evil is a document of the highest of extreme energy and singular expression.

Order information:
US: $7 postage paid to rickjweaver@gmail.com or purchase thru the artist: facebook.com/pages/Forced-into-Femininity/140281266012764
WORLD: $5 plus actual shipping.

Press:

"Rarely I heard such maniac music. Messiah of Evil, also a psychedelic horror film from 1973, is also the musical outlet of Jail Flanagan from the United States. Nine songs fill a tape with ultra-fast synthesizer melodies, tossed beats and a screaming voice that attempts opera classics to give a new look. The maniacal in music grabs me straight to the throat and makes me flip the tape over and over again. The music is shaky, has influences from old hard-core punk, opera, experimental music and is just... complete madness."
-Vital Weekly (JKH)

"A pagan pig-murder parasitic party in your ears!"
-Roctober Magazine

"One transgendered woman in a crude dress of silver wrapping paper dances, writhes, poses, and sings in falsetto with a computer emitting abstract and abrasive digital sounds. The beauty of irrational urges has rarely been delivered so honestly." -Russian Tsarlag

Band of a Hundred Monsters music video

DISTRO: Form A Log - 'Hey Crazy Guys'

Form A Log
'Hey Crazy Guys'
cassette
released by An Obelisk Sounds

back in the early days of Clockbrain, almost nearly five o' clock. taking phone calls, cutting hair,
following up the grill time with the beat of the log.
three copies in the distro
$7 postage paid
US: paypal to rickjweaver@gmail.com
WORLD: $5 plus actual shipping.

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outside perspectives on sound products still available:

press for J. Zagers "Key Conduction" available thru us:

Cassette Gods
Brian Nicholson

press for Dinner Music "Kissing Cousins" available thru Golden Cloud Tapes

Cassette Gods

press for Dinner Music "Tomb of Comb" available thru Bathetic Records:

http://www.imposemagazine.com/bytes/dinner-music-ill-be-seeing-you

Dinner Music press:

Sorry Mom Podcast

ALL MY LOVE TO THOSE CLOSE TO DENNIS PALMER.
THE WIZARD LIVES.

Rev. Howard Finster & Shaking Ray Levis
Outside Pleasures Portraiture by Dennis Palmer

DISTRO: Global Distance - 'Lover's Cove'

Global Distance
'Lover's Cove'
Realm Play Records
c32

After three full-lengths on Human Conduct and Cum Sun Curiosities, the GD boys Rick Wilson & Rick Weaver have started up Realm Play Records, the imprint for their Realm explorations. Lover's Cove is an exotic coming of age tale involving two exploiters, Nectar & Sap (played by the Ricks). They run The Hut, a club with plenty of rattan, bamboo, and slaves. The slaves are imported from the Iron Environs, child residue of the Bumpers' gruesome and cruel attempts to rehabilitate kids who used to get wild at the Lover's Cove. Kids like Nervous Henry, who was a bit nervous at first, but finally took a dip in the Cove, handled the Jetty of Ecstasy, and went a little too far in the Nook of Frenzy. After the action, Nervous Henry felt a sense of overwhelming guilt, and the Bumpers were there to help. Offered him a cherry slag from the slag shop. Boy, they seemed real cool. Then he arrived in their compound. ZAP. Used up then sold to the Hut and used some more. He's still an adolescent, but he don't look the same, not even human. None of those freaks dancing over at the Hut look human, but boy can they dance and they do ANYTHING when Nectar or Sap hold sawed off bamboo to their backs. That's why the Hut is bumping and the slag is flowing. Those poor dancing mutant kids daydream of the Oceans of Bliss, a place even greater, freer than the Cove, happiness nakedness wings, etc. That's a quick overview of the types of things that go on in this realm.. Also some foot pirates cut off all the children's feet and some guy named the Slosher gets his kicks on Isolation Island. And the whole thing takes place in a guy's ulcerous mouth, and he dies at some point too, and the whole Cove dries up.
"Try our island
You'll be smilin'
Not a care in the world
Every boy & girl"

ltd 40 copies,
accordion J-card with mouth and hole and mobile 'pin-ups' (tiki girl & skeleton)
plus three inserts - credits, map of the Cove, & 'insert'
US: $7 postage paid - paypal rickjweaver@gmail.com
WORLD: contact for actual shipping

J. Zagers - 'Key Conduction'

The inexhaustible magic kid Jeff Zagers delivers his fantastic full length collage cassette KEY CONDUCTION.  A real nice meaty leer into the preoccupations of this musical chameleon's mind.  Rich pop numbers, 'Chu's Blues' saxophone sequel, blissful polyrhythmic union of sequencing and nearly-free drums, sprawling chilled cinematic electric, solo saloon piano, dissonance as base for vocal melody, a 'classic' sounding Rock Banned stylization, etc.  However, this collage does not fall under the irritating camp of 'eclectic' - Zagers navigates the labyrinthine plastic through unpredictable segue ways creating a dynamic, cohesive stream.  This is all in spite of its broad two to three year recording sessions, proving the kid has had a plan all along.  A full-bodied complex cut of splice composition dedicated to the translation of strong energy into each take, in conjunction with the "the dissecting ear".  

in his own words: "The trash goes in the trash can and YOU get picked up."

US: $7 postage paid (paypal to rickjweaver_at_gmail)

WORLD: contact first for actual shipping

audio sample at FMA